How to make church go by faster?

[Poohcat1]

Take a nap.

[Mr. Forman]

Go drunk.

[john]

Unfortunately there's not much I can think of that will help you in that situation. Fortunately, you are 18 in 3 more years and can do what you want at that stage.

[Anonnie Mouse]

Sleep in. It's amazing how quickly time flies when you don't bother to get out of bed in the morning.

[BibleJohnny]

When I go to the Kingdom Hall the time go by fast for me because I pay attention to the public talk and I share in the watchtower bible study.

[Helghast Wolf]

get a big haul truck put the church on the truck then speed up.

[Jamlord]

First learn the history of religion and then time goes by faster when you're dissecting some of the BS that they throw at people. Religion has made up some real whoppers and I'm not talking about Burger King.

[Joseph]

Start by making her agree that God has granted us a 'free will' and we have to exercise it in order to discover 'love'.
So get her to discuss philosophical questions so that you might become more wise about God.
Ask simple questions that you feel needs explaining, and that shouting makes you nervous.
Finally tell her that by her examples she is discouraging you to be a member of the Jehovah witness.

[T]

OMFG I know what youre going through I really do I was raised as a JW and was baptized sadly! I told my parents (whom my father is an elder) that I dont believe in it and that I dont want to be a JW. But my parents say as long as I live in there house I have to obey there rules. So I transferred my card to another congregation and I really dont go with me working as a cashier earning $9.50 an hour, Im saving every penny I can, plus thank God school is coming! So I really wont have time to go!
I plan on disassociating myself by writing a letter and then dont go anymore Im not going to the there judicial meeting because Ive quit the religion and there is no reason why I need to see them! I plan on doing it in January next year! The last meeting I went to was the memorial and its been a year since Ive done the field service!

I'm 21 Im trying to leave but I need to save more money to move out, I could move out right now but I would be right back here in this hell hole, but thank goodness I have a job!
I plan to move out after I get my degree in 2014 but Im going to officially quit the JW early next year!

If you want my advice do this
My advice to you is to keep studying at school and be a good hard working student and get As so you can have a high GPA and apply for colleges in your Junior and Senior year so you can apply for scholarships to a college! Trust me Ive shouldve done that

But if you cant take anymore here is a EX jehovahs witness facebook page if you need support

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=tn_tnmn#!/g...686115834/


But to be honest with you I felt sick to my stomach when I found out the real truth about the JW organization, and I feel sorry for the your mother my parents and the other followers because they are basically waisting their life! :' (

But you have it a little bit easier try being gay and living with a jehovah witness family already know that Im gay and already know I dont believe in it!