What is a witty, mean, funny comment to post on ex-boyfriends new relationship status on facebook?

[ashley]

Me and my boyfriend broke up two weeks ago and he just changed his facebook status to "in a relationship with ...." and I need a witty/mean/funny comment to post on it to get back at him. His new girlfriend has a kid, and it's like he did a 180.

[Qurl]

"Didn't know you can be in a relationship with thrash"

[shallowcrib870]

Say: Hey, You know you can't be around kids because you're a Child Sex offender!! Keep away from that kid!! Or I'll have to call your probation officer!!

[Mister.Chrispy]

"Does this mean our plans for tonight are off or is she joining in?"
"Did you have to pay her?"
"The test came back positive, you might want to get tested."
"The test was positive, you're gonna be a DAD!!!!"
"[Somename] want's to talk to [his/her] daddy, would you call [him/her] already?"
"Is this that mail order bride you've been talking about?"

[edit]
I wasn't going to post the obvious, since it didn't answer your question, but yeah the best idea is to move on. A reaction from you could be exactly what he's looking for. If you really feel you need to "get back at him" then get out, meet someone, and get your status changed :]

[Miss Capri]

*Huge eye-roll* Oh, really!

If he's your ex, unfriend him and move on. that would be the mature thing to do. Hanging around sniping at his new relationship is just immature, petty, and would only make the one doing it look bad and give him and his current gf a laugh.

I'll never understand why people stay "friends" on FB when they're supposed to be exes anyway.

The best thing to do is forget him and move on with life.