Clever facebook status aimed at an ex best friend?

[smallsnail452]

Okay, I know this is pretty childish of me but I just found out my so called best friend has been flirting with my ex boyfriend all over facebook when she knows I'm still crazy about him. I really don't feel like sorting this out with her right now or even talking it through. Can anyone think of a facebook status I can write just to show her that I know what shes been doing and that I no longer class her as a friend?

[-----]

Block her. Ignoring someone as if they don't exist does more damage than anything. It will hurt her ego and confuse her. Trust me.

[ayee(:]

"So I heard you like my ex-boyfriend, how do I taste?"

[Brian]

say you didnt no she liked leftovers

[Gringo L]

block them

[ArabellaW]

"Bitch I know your trying to fukc my man, you ain't slick"

thats pretty clever...

[Musik Junkee]

You'd think my 'best' would like more than just my sloppy seconds. Guess I was wrong.

[Caitlin Set]

well if u have an ex boyfriend/girlfriend say i heard ur talking shit again im gunna sleep with all ur friends

[1st gear.]

Delete her off Facebook that's what I do. You shouldn't have anyone you don't like nosing at your details.

[× Ñ”Ñ•Ñ• ;) ♥♥]

"I know what your doing, don't try to hide it."

"Hate the people who think their good friends"

"Best friends just WOULDN'T do that"

"Why would you do that to me?"

"I don't know why you'd do that"

"I've got a ham sandwich. You can have them leftovers, too."