Have you ever tried to get away from your own fart only to have it follow you around?

[Beer Farts]

This happens to me alot in supermarkets.

When I fart, I try to do it in an empty aisle. But for some reason, the smell of my fart always follow me like a stalker on Twitter so even when I try not to look suspicious, people know it's me.

Has that ever happened to you?

[tinytoes683]

Yes, it has :/

[LadyLonghorn]

Yes, it has happened to me. I choose to fart in an aisle that is occupied. Then when it happens, I just stare at the person on the aisle and then make my escape. They are so embarrased they do not know what to do.

[Hovenaut]

You're not alone brother. I too am also a victim.

It's not enough to ass-ert themselves through sound and smell alone.

[Neil]

You need to carry a pair of fart scissors with you. You just whip 'em out, snip it off then walk away.

[welsh girl]

what an intellectual question