Hebrew translation please!!?

[Yasmine]

Hey I got this email and its in hebrew, I have no idea what it means, so can you please translate to english? I copy pasted it here
היי שם! שמות דוד נדל וim מחיפה! ראיתי את חשבון הטוויטר שלך זה יהיה נחמד להכיר אחד את השני גם אם מלבנון!
תסלח לי על שכתבת בעברית, אך החלק האנגלי של המקלדת שלי דפוק: P
Thanks!

[merc]

Well, it goes like this:

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Hello there!
Names "David Nadel and IM" from Haifa.
I saw your Twitter account. It'd be nice to know each other even if you're from Lebanon.
Excuse me for writing in Hebrew but the English part of my keyboard is screwed up

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(The "IM" is written in English and perhaps it's a typing mix-up.)

(Don't ask me why he says "Names ..." instead of "My name is ...", because I don't know. Perhaps he's megalomaniac. I also don't know how the "English part" of the keyboard can be screwed up as it's exactly the same keys used to type in Hebrew. And why he writes to you in a language you don't understand that's a mystery too. If I were you I'd reply in Swahili to teach him a lesson. BTW, his "excuse me" is directed to a male, not female, but I attribute this to his sloppy typing.)