How do I become a mail order groom?

[Bob]

I'm so tired of american women and this recession they are contributing to. I would like to move to Russia and marry a Russian dominatrix. How do I become a mail order groom? Where do I post ads that I come from a misandrist country and want to move out of it?

[Alexander]

Post your profile on http://www.znakomstvo.ru and tell them what you just told us. Some Russian or Ukrainian will surely write you. Vkontakte is similar to a Russian version of facebook. You can select English as your interface language on both sites.