What to put as status on Facebook?

[Megan]

[Cat]

Smoking weed

[Dip@nk@r]

Give status what you are doing right now..or give a funny Joke or any interesting thing happened today in your life.

[Ava]

Don't use Facebook as a diary and post how depressed, single etc you are or post abuse about other people. People don't like this and will label you for it.

If you did something interesting today, post it.
Reading a good book? post about it.
Going out tonight? post about it.
Got something planned for the weekend? post it.
Taken a new picture today? post that with a caption about where you are or what you're doing.
Wish everybody a good weekend
Mild opinion on something? post it
something good happened today? post it

[.....]

I like to put my thumb and two fingers into tight holes.
Because that's how I bowl. Lol