Can you explain my natal chart? It's not a list!!?

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Astro has an interactive model for a free interpretation, from free horoscopes tab select *astro click portrait* this brings up your chart whereby you put the cursor on a planet and it brings up a pop up box about that planet and its mathematical aspects. Next try from free horoscopes tab, select *personal portrait* gives you a written format/explanation.
THE most problematic aspect configuration is your Grand square, which I have a saying for, "whatever can go wrong usually does."
Saturn in the 5th house
Here the self expression and creative ability are apt to be inhibited. Lessons to learn where lovingness is concerned for individual is apt to be cool and inhibited. Difficulties with children due to lack of understanding where their needs are concerned. Teaching or working with young people would be a constructive use of a 5th house Saturn. Learn to forget the self and care about others. These people lack confidence in their creative abilities and social skills. Artistic potential will only be developed if practical skills are acquired. There is a formality in social relationships and in dealings with children. May delay you wanting any children of your own, but when they do arrive, feel very responsible for them, their friends and their grandchildren even.Could feel heavy responsibilities regarding children or may not even want children. People with this position are well suited to stock market speculation, may become romantically involved with an older person. Reserved in their attitudes towards Art, Theatre, Pleasure.Women – could be long time in labour
Neptune in 2nd House - succeedent house
Idealistic about money and the use of material resources. Will generally donate generously to charitable, spiritual, and ¬humanitarian causes. Intuitive, air of mystery, about how to earn money. But needs to develop practicality.Could earn money in artistic way, such as acting (Pisces, being the most common sun sign) also born comedians. Always looking for ideal job doesn't necessarily mean you'll find it and won't always mean a steady paycheck ! Need and want a job where you can bring inspiration to people. Idealist in looking for work with fluctuating salary quite possible. Could earn money through Chiropody (Pisces Feet) Reflexology. Pharmaceutical trade, tobacco kiosk. Schools of music, dancing, etc.
Uranus in 2nd House - succeedent house
Could have unsettled finances. Impulsive with money. You may have unusual talents and methods of earning money. Could make money through scientific (laboratories) and electronic (computers etc) related inventions. Great desire to be financially independent. May take sabbatical if financially secure. Sudden and unforseen circumstances where finances and income are concerned, can cause mental trauma due to having to change their personal beliefs, values. Ups and downs in money conditions. Not a fixed reliable income.
Great desire for independence so do well in their own business.Not good for speculation if afflicted. Inventive where business ideas are concerned.
mars quincunx neptune shows you are drawn to *questionable relationships*
Sun Quincunx Uranus
“Your self expressive urges are usually misunderstood by people and this creates frustrations for you. As you disconnect from the need to be understood and get more in contact with the will to achieve positive results from your actions, your true self emerges from the core of your personality. You grow by learning to leave well enough alone.” http://www.cafeastrology.com/natal/quinc...tions.html
Sun quincunx uranus
“shows you often deprive yourself by yielding to other people's demands. It is not easy for you to give in to others, and when you do you become bitter. Perhaps you permit such intrusions because you feel a deep inner guilt about turning people down. You feel severely challenged by others, especially by their authoritative attitude when requesting your services. Beware of other traps also. When you reject someone's demands, they may say, "Are you not humanitarian at all?" If you feel you must answer that, your reply should be only that you are not sacrificial.” From the book ‘Aspects and Personality’ by Karen Hamaker-Zondag