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What are some ways to promote an e-book if you can't bring yourself to join facebook or twitter?
01-23-2013, 01:52 AM
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$3.99??? What, you think I'm made of money or somethin'? I just shelled out less than that for a damn fine bottle of Australian Shiraz. Books is what libraries be for...Besides, if I actually enjoyed reading, I would've finished graduate school and pursued a real career.

Seriously, congrats on completing what I'm certain is a damn masterful piece of literature. It takes cojones to put your writing out there for the denigrating masses to devour. Just promise me that when it gets adapted into a screenplay and picked up by Universal, Sony, or Vivid Entertainment, that you won't be casting that skanky Katie Holmes just because she grew up in your unfortunate corner of Northern Ohio.

As for promotional tools, I can get my company to cover the cost of some cool business cards. So what if you don't work here? My secretary knows better than to question my office supply orders, especially after the Sharpie Incident of 2009.
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