What's the nicest way to comment my friends that their kids on Facebook are not really that cute?

[Expertskate073]

As I am a member of the upper class, it is worth observing that we provide as good an example on this subject as may be found elsewhere, to wit: one's offspring should be neither seen nor heard until they've passed their leaving exams and had their European tour.

[Missy Inniss]

Here are a list of comments that will give them the hint:

1. Why didn't you wash the poo of your kid's face before you took this picture?
2. LOL...I love this pic, you kids are so funny when they do their downs syndrome impression
3. Ha ha ha....after seeing little Johnny's face here, I can't help but chuckle about the time you told me you got drunk and let your German Shepherd has it's way with you. How old is Johnny again?
4. Awww...a face only a mother could love.