What do you picture when someone says they are CONSERVATIVE?

[Pancakes]

Wow... it's so refreshing to see the "tolerant" and "open-minded" liberals here, instead of the typical hateful, intolerant, idiotic liberal trolls that usually pervade yahoo answers.

[irbruse]

a guy in a suit

[Stewie Griffin]

sputtering, drooling with brain damage.

[Joe C]

1. That they're a sensible and principled person - the exact oppoiite of a LIBERAL!

2. That they're people who want to conserve the values that made our country great.

3. That they have respect for women, if they're men.

4. That we need more of them in this day and age.

If you're young and a conservative, you might not have a heart; but if you're over 30 years old and a liberal, then for certain you don't have brain.

[Robert G]

I picture someone going to work. Unlike my image of a liberal either a) artsy fartsy I want to live poor and paint pretty pictures all day. Or, B) I do not want to work so mail me my check.

[Sassy]

When Stephen Colbert was signing up to be a candidate for the presidential race, he pulled out pens that "symbolized" each party. For the Democrats, he had a pink, sissy looking pen.

For the Republicans, he first had a pen that had a vampire on top, symbolizing Rudy Giuliani, and then he had a pen that was "big and white".

So I can only imagine Republicans as big, white vampires now.

Edit: And since I'm a girl, I think I can tolerate a pink pen.

[Huh?]

Old (holding on tradditional values and resistant of change) , formally dressed in gold and diamonds (from extra income), and in good health (from being able to afford health care).