How can i become a TRUE man united fan?
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11-27-2012, 06:46 AM
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How can i become a TRUE man united fan?
I can sing GGMU
I can brag about history I can say shit about teams better than man utd......is that all or something else is needed? Ads |
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11-27-2012, 06:54 AM
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ure webb - u already are
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11-27-2012, 06:54 AM
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Well if you can brag about history you're probably best looking towards Liverpool.
@ Henrik - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ednKK8GlvwI |
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11-27-2012, 06:54 AM
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haha Liverpool win more in the last year than Newcastle in 50 year
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11-27-2012, 06:54 AM
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Well that's nothing
You're not a united fan if- - You wear half and half scarves - You wear replica shirts - You buy a programme at the game - You don't buy a programme at the game - You sing the Tevez song - You go to United games - You don't go to United games -You support another team as well as United -You don't subscribe to M.U.T.V. - You subscribe to Sky - You buy official Manchester United merchandise - You don't buy official Manchester United merchandise - You don't call tickets 'briefs' - You call football shirts 'jerseys' - You use vodafone as your mobile provider - You watch Champions League games - You don't watch Champions League games - You think Park's a good player and valuable member of the squad - You think Park is a crap player and only here to sell shirts. - You like Fergie and say 'in Fergie we trust' - You think Fergie has 'lost it' - You hate city more than Liverpool - You hate Liverpool more than City - You count the 2008 Champions League final as a victory - You think trophies are more important than good football - You have Facebook - You follow Rio on twitter - You don't follow Rio on twitter - You don't think Ronaldo is the best thing to ever happen to United - You think Ronaldo is the best thing to ever happen to United - You think FM/FIFA etc are real life - You think football began in 1993 - You think football was played before 1993 SO that's more than unlikely |
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11-27-2012, 06:54 AM
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Well...According to everybody on here.
You have to be gay Like cheating Kiss grannies bums Be a cocky Tw@t There is more but i forgot. My memory isn't great |
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11-27-2012, 06:54 AM
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No such thing as a true United fan....all the Manchester locals support City.....United fans are from Oxford and will jump ship when another team outdoes them
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11-27-2012, 06:54 AM
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Learn about their history.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_United_F.C. And watch all their matches. |
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