It's my 28th birthday tomorrow suggest me a kick ass Facebook status please?

[Ujwal]

Actually am bored of regular status updates
As its my 18th birthday I want something different than others,
Please help me with that.
Thanking you in anticipation!!

[Sonic]

custom status

*facebook is boring im deleting my account*

"wait for the internet applause to congratulate you being cured of annoying social sites"

now with that out of the way you can go get laid YAY!!

[quietfinger537]

First you're 28, then you're 18. Most people take a little longer to start lying about being younger than their real age, you know.

[FAISAL ANAS]

its 28th turn for me. what is turn? marriage turn? no yar! its y age. ya, i am 28 now

[Travis]

I tried hard to think of one but anyways it's 12 in the A.M in the east coast so happy b day!!

[Ashok]

"God u are so cruel...u let this world bear me one more year..i defently use it."

[Shaun Lane]

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

Thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you.

I am going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, i mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze.