It's my 28th birthday tomorrow suggest me a kick ass Facebook status please?
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08-12-2013, 11:08 PM
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It's my 28th birthday tomorrow suggest me a kick ass Facebook status please?
Actually am bored of regular status updates
As its my 18th birthday I want something different than others, Please help me with that. Thanking you in anticipation!! Ads |
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08-12-2013, 11:11 PM
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custom status
*facebook is boring im deleting my account* "wait for the internet applause to congratulate you being cured of annoying social sites" now with that out of the way you can go get laid YAY!! Ads |
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08-12-2013, 11:26 PM
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First you're 28, then you're 18. Most people take a little longer to start lying about being younger than their real age, you know.
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08-12-2013, 11:42 PM
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its 28th turn for me. what is turn? marriage turn? no yar! its y age. ya, i am 28 now
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08-12-2013, 11:47 PM
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I tried hard to think of one but anyways it's 12 in the A.M in the east coast so happy b day!!
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08-12-2013, 11:56 PM
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"God u are so cruel...u let this world bear me one more year..i defently use it."
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08-12-2013, 11:58 PM
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes. Thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you. I am going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, i mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze. |
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