What are some ways to promote an e-book if you can't bring yourself to join facebook or twitter?

[Off My Meds]

I don't really care about making a living as an author, I just wrote a novel to see if I could. Still, it would be nice to sell a few dozen copies.
Thanks Dawnkey. I didn't want to be accused of spamming the board so I didn't link to it here.
But it is on my profile page, where it's kosher to link.
Thanks for the links Desolate & Just Be, I'll look into them. & thanks Seven, I'm completely shameless, so I may try that too. )
Thanks to everyone who said they were willing to pimp it.
And to to those who said they bought it, Thanks! Uhm, sorry, no refunds...

[Just Be]

I put some links below that might help.
Now I'm going to go check out your book.
Congrats!
Many Blessings!

[Dr Yes!!!]

Amazon will publish for you at no cost. They will even sell hard copies and will only print one up when one is ordered.

Oops! Guess I shoulda checked your link first. :-p

So this is why you've been falling down on your duties of regaling us with clever questions.
Besides that dang link ain't even working! How am I supposed to get saved now?

[SSF Tofudebeast]

Well you could always enlist your contacts who are on those forums to pimp it out for you.

[phil8656]

Try hawking it on the street corner. Be sure and get an old style newsboy hat. You could just hold up a piece of paper with your QR code on it.

[Hippie Tree Hugger]

If I start spamming it in my Q & A's do I get a cut? Or at least a signed picture or something?

[india lima foxtrot]

I'm hoping for an iPad or a Kindle for Christmas, so I will totally buy it then. It looks hilarious.

[Lucky]

yahoo answers

[Asif]

If I had a bank cards that wasn't in selections, I'd get a duplicate. Maybe at some point in the far away upcoming. I began studying some of it with the free review choice. Crazy things Best wishes, man.

[Ira]

Post it on book sites like Wattpad. It will definitely be noticed.